Liverpool vs BHA

As the politicians are heavily into saving the planet so much so that they are recycling all their old policies I thought I would join them and recycle my old jokes which will at least make a change from recycling other people's old jokes.  To that end I am pleased to announce that due to fixture congestion the FA has decided that LFC can combine fixtures and play two teams at the same time starting this weekend with the visit of Brighton AND Hove Albion.  When combined in this way BHA forms one of the most successful coastal football clubs in the County of East Sussex.

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You will see from the picture of their mascot (watch your fish 'n chips - topical) they are sponsored by American Express. This causes long delays on matchday as the turnstile operators have to say "that'll do nicely Sir" to every man entering the ground.  Of course, Ladies and Children are excluded from the ground on match days but may visit on non-match days by arrangement and when accompanied by a man of good character in steady employment.

Team: Alisson, TAA, Lovren, VVD, Robbo, Hendo, Gini, Milner/Ox, Mane, Firmino, Salah. If I had to choose I would start Ox even if Keita is fit.

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Prediction League Questions:

1. First LFC goalscorer 

2. Time of the first goal either team (+/- 2 minutes)

3. Total saves by LFC goalie